Republic of Equatorial Bugunda

Conveniently located in central sub-Saharan Africa, Bugunda sits atop some of the world's largest oil, uranium and dyspepsium reserves. Despite all that, it manages to remain a poor country, usually because its government changes yearly as the current President-for-Life is deposed, flees to Switzerland, and is replaced by the next President-for-Life. This springtime ritual is enjoyed by all Bugundans.

Bugunda is also famed for its large, somewhat careless contingent of diplomats, which is kidnapped on a regular basis by supervillains.

The Bugundan flag is commonly misunderstood by Westerners to depict a rooster playing some kind of electric guitar. However, Bugundans will take pains to explain that, in fact, this is just a bit of Western foolishness, like blue jeans and Chinese food. The "rooster" is actually a Bugundan native bird, playing a Bugundan national instrument. And anyone who disagrees is looking for trouble.